God Shuffled His Feet
Brad Roberts
After seven days He was quite tired, so God said:
"Let there be a day, just for picnics with wine and bread"
He gathered up some people he had made, created blankets and laid back in the shade

The people sipped their wine and what with God there, they asked him questions
Like, "Do you have to eat or get your hair cut in heaven?"
"And if your eye got poked out in this life would it be waiting up in heaven with your wife?"

God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them
The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him

So He said: "Once there was a boy who woke up with blue hair to him it was a joy
Until he ran out into warm air - He thought of how his friends would come to see
And would they laugh, or had he got some strange disease?"

God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them
The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him

The people sat waiting out on their blankets in the garden but God said nothing
So someone asked him, "I beg your pardon"
"I'm not quite clear about what you just spoke - was that a parable, or a very subtle joke?"

God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them
The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him

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