Underwear
Music: Pulp; Lyrics: Jarvis Cocker
Why don't you shut the door and close the curtains 'cos you're not going anywhere
He's coming up the stairs and in a moment he'll want to see your underwear

I couldn't stop it now. There's no way to get out
He's standing far too near. How the hell did you get here?
Semi-naked in somebody else's room. I'd give my whole life to see it
Just you stood there only in your underwear

If fashion is your trade then when you're naked I guess you must be unemployed yeah
Cos once it's underway there's no escaping the fact that you're a girl and he's a boy
I couldn't stop it now. There's no way to get out. He's standing far too near
How the hell did you get here. Semi-naked in someone else's room
I'd give my whole life to see it. Just you stood there only in your underwear

If you close your eyes and just remember that this is what you wanted last night
So why is it so hard for you to touch him. For you to go and give yourself to him?
I couldn't stop it now. There's no way to get out.
He's standing far too near and how the hell did you get here semi-naked in somebody else's room
I'd give my whole life to see it. Just you stood there only in your underwear

I want to see you. Want to see you standing in your underwear. Har.

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