Porcupine Pie
Neil Diamond
Porcupine pie, porcupine pie, porcupine pie,
Vanilla soup
A double scoop, please.
Ah, but maybe I won't, maybe I want, maybe I'll try
The tutti fruit
with fruity blue cheese.

Porcupine pie, porcupine pie, porcupine pie
Don't let it get on your dreams.
And I do believe I'll try some
(if I have room for desert)
Chicken ripple ice cream.

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