Without Me
Bass/Bell/Dudley/Horn/Mathers/McLaren
Two trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside (x2)

Guess whos back, back again. Shady's back, tell a friend. Guess whos back (x7)

I've created a monster, cos nobody wants to see Marshall no more they want Shady I'm chopped liver. Well if you want Shady this is what I give you. A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liqour and some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicken then a shock when i get shocked at the hospital by the doctor while im not cooperating, while im rocking the table when he's operating.You waited this long to stop debating cos im back im on the rag n ovulating. I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husbands heart problems complicating so the FCC wont let me be or let me be me so let me see. They tried to shut me down on MTV, but it feels so empty without me. So come on and dip, bum on your lips, fuck that, cum on your lips n some on your tits n get ready, cos this shits about to get heavy, I just settled all my law suits. Fuck you Debbie!

CHORUS (x2)
Now this looks lke a job for me so everybody, just follow me cos we need a little controversy cos it feels so empty without me

Little hellions, kids feelin rebellious embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis. They start feelin like prisoners helpless till someone comes along on a mission n yells BITCH! A visionary, vision is scary could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves and rebels, so dont sell me rebels and bask in the fact that i got everyone kissing my ass n its a disaster, such a catastrophe that you can see so damn much of my ass you ask for me. Well I'm back (batman sound) fix your bent antennae tune it in and then im gonna enter in and up under your skin like a splinter the centre of attention, back for the winter im interesting, the best thing since wrestling investing in your kids ears and nesting. Testing attention please! Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me. Heres my ten cents, my two cents is free a nuisance who sent you sent for me?

CHORUS (x2)

A tiskit a taskit I will tis for tat with anybody whos talking this shit that shit Chris Kirkpatrick- you can get your ass kicked worse than the little Limpbiskit bastards and Moby? You can get stomped by Obie you thirty six year old bald headed fag blown me. You dont know me your too old let go its over. Nobody listens to techno so lets go. Just give me the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults Ive been dope, suspenseful with a pencil every since prince turned himself into a symbol. Now sometimes the shit just seems everybody always wants to discuss me. So this must mean I'm disgusting, but its just me I'm, just obscene. And I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presly to do black music so selfishly and use it to get myself wealthy hey! Here's a concept at worst twenty million of the white rappers emerge but no matter how many fish in the sea it'd be so empty without me.

CHORUS(x2)

(Hum dei dei la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la) (x2)

Kids!

Thanks to Robyn for submitting these lyrics.