What's My Age Again
Mark Hoppus/Tom Delonge
What's My Age Again

I took her out, it was a friday night.
I wore cologne to get the feeling right.
We started making out, and she took off my pants.
But then I turned on the TV.
And thats about the time she walked away from me.

Nobody likes you when you're 23.
And I'm still more amused by TV shows.
What the hell is ADD?
My friends say I should act my age.
What's my age again? What's my age again?

But later on, on the drive home.
I called her mom from a pay phone
I said I was the cops and your husbands in jail,
the state looks down on sodomy.
And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me.

Nobody likes you when you're 23.
And I'm still more amused by prank phone calls.
What the hell is caller ID? My friends say I should act my age.
What's my age again? What's my age again?

And that's about the time she walked away from me.
Nobody likes you when you're 23.
And you still act like you're in freshman year.
What the hell is wrong with me?
My friends say I should act my age.
What's my age again? (What's my age again?)

That's about the time that she broke up with me.
No one should take themselves so seriously.
With many years ahead to fall in love.
Why would you wish down on me.
I never want to act my age.
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

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Thanks to ilshim for submitting these lyrics.